malformalady:

Horned lizards use a wide variety of means to avoid predation. At least four species are also able to squirt an aimed stream of blood from the corners of the eyes for a distance of up to five feet. They do this by restricting the blood flow leaving the head, thereby increasing blood pressure and rupturing tiny vessels around the eyelids. This not only confuses predators, but also the blood tastes foul to canine and feline predators. It appears to have no effect against predatory birds.

malformalady:

Horned lizards use a wide variety of means to avoid predation. At least four species are also able to squirt an aimed stream of blood from the corners of the eyes for a distance of up to five feet. They do this by restricting the blood flow leaving the head, thereby increasing blood pressure and rupturing tiny vessels around the eyelids. This not only confuses predators, but also the blood tastes foul to canine and feline predators. It appears to have no effect against predatory birds.

meteor-falls:

Ditto Cards / Delta Species Expansion
verycooltrash:
2014 internet atheist bro: so tragic that the great artists of the renaissance forced to paint jesus over and over
2119 communist anime cyborg: the golden age of AAA console gaming...wasted on military shooters....like tears in the rain
tinycartridge:

3DS Homebrew Channel imminent ⊟
French coder Smealum is preparing to release a 3DS Homebrew Channel hack for 3DSes soon! Here’s why this project is awesome:
It works on the latest 3DS firmware, unlike previous hacks that require outdated versions from a year and a half ago
This will not load commercial or pirated 3DS ROMs, only homebrew apps and games (though it will be able to run emulators like this SNES one for 3DS)
It will support North American, European, and Japanese systems
While Smealum hasn’t implemented region unlocking yet, he says "playing games from other region[s] should almost definitely be possible"
Presumably you’ll need a homebrew device to patch your system once Smealum releases the hack. Credit to @gemesisDev for the photo.
BUY Nintendo 2DS & 3DS/XL, upcoming games

hell yes
handheld hacking gets me so hype

tinycartridge:

3DS Homebrew Channel imminent ⊟

French coder Smealum is preparing to release a 3DS Homebrew Channel hack for 3DSes soon! Here’s why this project is awesome:

  • It works on the latest 3DS firmware, unlike previous hacks that require outdated versions from a year and a half ago
  • This will not load commercial or pirated 3DS ROMs, only homebrew apps and games (though it will be able to run emulators like this SNES one for 3DS)
  • It will support North American, European, and Japanese systems
  • While Smealum hasn’t implemented region unlocking yet, he says "playing games from other region[s] should almost definitely be possible"

Presumably you’ll need a homebrew device to patch your system once Smealum releases the hack. Credit to @gemesisDev for the photo.

BUY Nintendo 2DS & 3DS/XL, upcoming games

hell yes

handheld hacking gets me so hype

attacx-on-taylor:

Gravity Falls is the only show I’ll watch on Disney Channel anymore and here’s why

attacx-on-taylor:

Gravity Falls is the only show I’ll watch on Disney Channel anymore and here’s why

People using this Zoe Quinn thing as some evidence for feminism/SJ being wrong is sooooo eyerolly

don’t get me wrong, I think what she has done is awful, but using her as some example of “muh SJW/feminazis” and not that she’s simply a shitty person is dumb as shit

Phil Fish locked his account again after a few days of stupidity. Thoughts?
Anonymous

loltaku:

Phil Fish no longer has any-fucking-thing to do with video games, so this is going to be the last time I mention him or post anything mentioning him until one of the following 2 things occurs

  1. He releases a game. Not announces, not posts a demo of, releases.
  2. He reveals that his entire e-persona and twitter has been a huge joke before vanishing into the night, cementing himself as the greatest comedic mind to ever walk among us.

Thank you.

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

ごいし - 8bitっぽいユニバーサル・バニー
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8bit remix of Universal Bunny (from Macross Frontier) by ごいし

It towers over the city, Humble Jumbo Bundle 2 has come to town!

humblebundle:


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The Humble Jumbo Bundle 2 runs for two weeks and will go back to whence it came on Tuesday, September 2, 2014 at 11:00 a.m. Pacific Time.

me: and then there's the wood duck. that's probably another one of my favorite ducks too. you can tell them apart from other ducks by their ornate plumage.
girl: how about we go back to my place
me: why, you got a pond?

servbot42:

aperture-of-consciousness:

Microsoft released a Reddit app for the Xbox One and it comes with these epic meme achievements

Major Nelson what the fuck